102: Look! An "Apology" Cento

I was reading the NY Times editorials and I see that someone has composed an apology made up of other apologies. Each number is a link to the actual apology and who made it:

October 14, 2007

Op-Ed Contributor

Regrets Only

By HENRY ALFORD

I WANT to make it clear that everything you've heard and read is true.(1) I can also no longer deny to myself that there are issues I obviously need to examine within my own soul, and I've asked for help.(2) So if you're so thin-skinned that you took offense to a slip of the tongue that I had, then I offer my apology. I am, am sorry that you were offended.(3)

We admit that several members of our organization allowed an internal power struggle to cloud good judgment.(4) We should have done better.(5) I sincerely apologize and hope people realize that conversations can be easily manipulated in print.(6) And I don't care that he's black or green or purple or whatever.(7)

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